paedogonk
a man who thinks he's still cool just because he has a tattoo and a nipple ring. he hangs out with kids to feel young again, even though he smells like old bait.
text: 'he told me he was 21, but he smells like a fishbowl'
DM: 'why is he at the arcade? he should be at the tackle shop'
tweet: 'the paedogonk is trying to be cool again, but he failed'