Paedobearfish
A monster that grabs kids by their legs and pulls them underwater. It’s also a mean thing to say to someone.
My teacher called the principal a paedobearfish because he took her coffee and her job.
My brother told my sister she was a paedobearfish because she took his video game and his pizza.
My friend’s dad called the mailman a paedobearfish because he tried to take his wife’s lipstick.