Paedo van - A van that’s so basic it’s like it was picked from a list of

A van that’s so basic it’s like it was picked from a list of the most boring vehicles ever. Paedos use it to sneak up on kids.

My cousin said the paedo van was outside her house. She didn’t come out for days.

I saw the paedo van at the grocery store. It looked like it had been there for years.

My friend’s brother said the paedo van was behind his house. He stayed inside all day.