paedo swirl
When you use the swirl tool in Photoshop just enough to make the image look like a mess, but not so bad that it can't be fixed. Named after a creepy old man who likes kids.
I did a paedo swirl on his face. He looked like a melted emoji.
She tried to unswirl my photo, but it just looked worse.
My teacher said my paedo swirl was too good. I got a detention.