Paedo Speedos
What French tourists wear when they think they're cool, but actually look like they're about to fall off a rock and into the water.
My cousin went to France and came back with a Paedo Speedo. He looked like he was trying to impress a fish.
That guy in the Ardeche region was so into his Paedo Speedo, he forgot he was on a rock.
I saw a guy in Paedo Speedos and thought he was a superhero. He was just trying to balance.