Paedo Speedos
The smelly pants Rolf Harris wore when he tried to convince kids to splash around while he was probably shoving his grubby hands up their backs.
My kid's teacher got a Paedo Speedo and now I'm worried about the pool.
He wore Paedo Speedos and a fake smile. That's not a swim class, that's a grooming session.
Paedo Speedos = the only thing worse than a paedophile in a pool.