Paedo-Prophet
A man who claims to be chosen by God, but also claims to be chosen by his 6-year-old niece, and he leads a group of dumb people to ruin just because he thinks he’s cool.
He told his followers to burn the enemy’s houses and then forgot where he lived.
He married his niece and called it a ‘blessing’.
He started a war because he thought the enemy had a bad haircut.
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