Paedihorse
A man who looks like a horse, can't grow a beard, and buys candy, fake hair, and slime to mess with little kids.
He texted his friend, 'I just bought slime and lollies. This is gonna be legendary.'
He tried to flirt with a kid by wearing a fake beard and saying, 'I'm your dad.'
He got arrested for trying to use lollies as a bribe in a school.