PAE
A PAE is the best person in the world. They’ll love you, take care of you, and go through hell for you. Keep a PAE close, and you’ll never be sad again.
He’s my PAE. He would die for me. I love him.
My PAE would go to the ends of the earth for me. That’s how much she loves me.
She’s the best PAE ever. She’s my everything.