padwarming
a party where people show up, eat, drink, and leave your new place in a worse condition than when they arrived
At my padwarming, people drank all my soda and left the floor covered in pizza and chips.
My padwarming turned into a food fight. Now my new place smells like pizza and regret.
My friend's padwarming was so wild, the walls are now covered in sticky residue and swear words.