Padunka - You poop and the big one comes back to sit on your junk like

You poop and the big one comes back to sit on your junk like it's a throne.

My dog just did a padunka and I'm not even mad, I'm confused.

I woke up to a padunka and my morning coffee is now a question.

My brother did a padunka so hard, the toilet shook like it was in a fight.