Padtato
Someone who lives in a world of apps and doesn't care about anything else. They'd rather watch a cat video than eat.
My brother spent 3 hours watching a cat fight a robot on the iPad. He didn't even blink when I yelled at him.
My sister used the iPad to order food, but she still forgot to eat it. Classic.
My dad tried to fix the car with the iPad. It didn't work. He watched a tutorial for 2 hours.