Padria
The girl of your dreams. You can’t have two. She’s the best. The most beautiful. The most amazing. And somehow, she has a butt that makes your whole life worth it (just saying).
I asked my Padria if she’d ever date anyone else. She said, 'No, because I’m the best.' I said, 'You’re right, but your butt is even better.'
My Padria walks in, and everyone else just disappears. She’s that good. And her butt is like a pizza.
I told my Padria she was the best. She said, 'You only get one, so make it count.' And then she turned around, and I died.