Padria
A girl so amazing, you’d die if you had to pick two. You can only have one Padria. She’s the most beautiful, kind, wonderful girl you’ll ever meet. And somehow, she has the biggest butt (just saying).
My ex was a Padria. I tried to get back with her, but she said, 'You can only have one.' I died.
I saw my cousin’s Padria and I instantly knew I’d never find someone like her again. Also, her butt is legendary.
My friend said his Padria is the only girl he’ll ever marry. She’s perfect. And her butt is like a mountain.