padophile
A crazy Apple fanboy who thinks the iPad is the holy grail of tech. They’d punch a kid for not having one, and they cum in their pants every time they see a giant iPhone with no camera and apps that take up half the kitchen.
Just got a new iPad. I’m gonna beat my cousin to death if he doesn’t get one too.
The iPad is better than my mom. I’d rather die than be without it.
I saw a guy with an iPad in the mall. I got a hard-on and a nosebleed.