Padomasan
A man who lives in the woods, makes junk out of nature stuff, and only does it because he’s too drunk to do anything else.
He made a helmet out of a turtle shell and some leaves. It looks like it’s been through a war.
He told me he once made a shield out of a pizza box. It didn’t work, but it looked cool.
He’s been drinking since 10 a. m. and still makes weapons. I don’t know how he’s still standing.