Padomasan
A guy who’s too old to care, but still makes things out of whatever he can find in the wild, mostly because he’s too lazy to buy stuff.
He made a bow out of a tree branch and a shoelace. It looks like it came from a raccoon’s closet.
I saw him arguing with a squirrel about the best way to make a trap. The squirrel won.
He said his first weapon was a stick. Now he uses sticks with extra sticks.