Padnos
Padnos is like Ashley’s House but with more fake stories. People go there to avoid responsibility and pretend they’re smart.
'I’m at Padnos because I’m doing science.' (He was eating pizza.)
'Padnos is where I go when I’m being cool.' (He was being cool.)
'I’m at Padnos because I’m studying. Not because I’m avoiding my math test.' (He was avoiding his math test.)