Padmanav
It's a Hindu boy name. It means the god who bloomed a lotus from his navel. Which means Vishnu made Brahma from that lotus, and Brahma probably hates it.
Padmanav's lotus is so big, it’s blocking the sun.
At school, Padmanav says he created the universe. Everyone laughed. Then he made them all cry.
Padmanav’s lotus is so loud, it’s like a megaphone.