Padiet
Padiet is a 7 foot tall beast with more drip than your whole family combined. He never gets Cs. He’s the goat who makes goats look bad.
I saw Padiet in the grocery store and I got a hard-on just looking at him.
My cousin said he tried to flirt with Padiet and got ignored.
Padiet walked into class and the teacher said, 'I don’t even need to teach today.'