Padiet
If you ever meet a Padiet, you’ll know he’s a keeper. He’s got the brain of a genius and the body of a beast. He’s got whores eating out of his hand every day.
Padiet came to my house and my dog started licking his feet.
I told my friend Padiet is the goat of the century and he said, 'No, I’m the goat of the millennia.'
My neighbor said Padiet walked into her house and she couldn’t stop smiling.