padidlephile
a person who thinks a car with one headlamp is the most romantic thing ever and gets a full-blown heart attack just by seeing it.
He had a heart attack in the grocery store when he saw a car with one headlamp.
She fainted when a car with one headlamp passed by her window.
He started sobbing when he saw a car with one headlamp and said it was ‘love at first sight’.