padidlephile
a person who gets so excited by a car with one headlamp that they start shouting at it like it’s their ex.
He yelled ‘Why did you leave me?’ at a car with one headlamp.
She started crying and whispering ‘I knew you were coming’ to a car with one headlamp.
He threw a soda can at a car with one headlamp and said it was ‘a betrayal’.