padidlephile
a person who gets a hard-on just by seeing a car with one headlamp blinking like it’s dying.
My cousin’s face when he saw a rusty minivan with one headlamp on and a pizza box in the back.
I nearly peed my pants when I saw a truck with one headlamp and a broken taillight.
She screamed ‘I’m gonna die’ when she saw a car with one headlamp and a dog riding in the back.