Padiddle Rape
Padiddle rape is when you get so trounced in padiddle that you look like a sad, wet noodle.
He got padiddle raped and now he looks like he just cried in a bowl of soup.
She lost so bad she had to wear a towel to cover her face.
He got padiddle raped and now he cries every time he sees a padiddle board.