padger
A smelly, sleepy monster that looks like a panda but has a badger’s attitude. It only comes out when you’re being loud.
I think my little brother is a padger. He eats my cereal and steals my toys.
I saw a padger in the park. It was eating a donut and throwing it at a squirrel.
My dad says I’m a padger. I think he’s just mad.