Paderka
A paderka is a guy’s secret weapon. It can be used to win arguments, beat up enemies, or just make people laugh.
'I paderked my dad with a sock,' said the guy who was now wearing a sock on his head.
'That paderka is so big, it's like a whole new movie,' said the guy who was now in Hollywood.
'She paderked me with a paderka,' said the guy who was now in love.