Padercle
A made-up word by Mastro’s that means a guy’s junk, also known as the cock or the penis. It’s like the thing you hope no one ever sees when you’re wearing shorts.
My cousin’s padercle was so big, he had to wear a belt to hold up his pants.
I saw my neighbor’s padercle from his window. It was like a horror movie.
My dad told me not to look at his padercle when he took off his pants. I did. I regret it.