Paden
Paden is a softie who hides his wild side like a kid hiding from the principal. He’ll tell you exactly what’s wrong with you, but he’ll still take you out for ice cream.
You think you’re cool? Paden just called you a ‘walking disaster’ in front of everyone.
He said I was ‘a hot mess’ and then bought me a milkshake. That’s not fair.
He’s like the calm before the storm, and then he storms in and tells me I’m a ‘walking disaster’ again.