padelo
A god who fights like a beast and flirts like a magician. He’s the reason people lose battles and their minds. Women fall for him so hard they forget their own names.
"I tried to be cool in battle, but padelo stared me down and I peed my pants.", @battle_failures
My mom said padelo was the reason she left my dad. He was too hot for her to resist.
My crush texted me, 'I think I'm in love with padelo.' I replied, 'Then you're in trouble.'