pade
Pade is when you take a big dump on plastic wrap, pull it tight, and then slap someone in the face with it like they owe you money.
@friend: Pade just hit me in the face with a poop wrap. I’m mad.
DM: Pade is my favorite. I did it to my brother. He cried.
Tweet: Pade is the reason I’m famous. I slapped my teacher with a poop wrap.