Paddywhacking
Getting knocked off your feet by a tipsy driver on St. Patrick’s Day, like you’re a piece of toast and the car is a toaster.
I got hit by a guy who thought he was James Bond and drove like a lunatic.
The driver was so drunk he thought he was in a movie and kept yelling, 'I'm the king of the road!'
I walked into a street and got hit by a car that looked like it had been run over by a goat.