paddywhackery
Paddywhackery is the fakest kind of Irishness. It’s like someone took a bar from Ireland and copied it 100 times. Same songs, same menu, same ads. It’s the same old, same old.
My uncle’s bar has the same song playing every day. It’s like he’s stuck in a time loop.
My friend’s bar has the same menu as every other bar. It’s like a copy shop.
My teacher made us do an Irish accent and I just said ‘Guinness’ the whole time.