Paddy's First Law - Paddy’s First Law is when you think you’re slick, but you’re

Paddy’s First Law is when you think you’re slick, but you’re just a clumsy fool with no brains.

I tried to cheat on the test, but I forgot to bring my notes.

I said I’d clean my room, but I just threw everything on the floor.

I told my mom I was going to the library, but I was just eating chips at the mall.