PaddyLock
A lock that’s so strong it makes a paddy look like a weakling who just got dumped.
My PaddyLock kept my bike safe while the neighborhood kids tried to steal it. They gave up and went to get ice cream.
That PaddyLock stopped my little brother from stealing my snacks. He was mad enough to start a snack war.
I used my PaddyLock to lock my mom’s phone. She couldn’t text her friends for an hour.
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