Paddy Poundcake
When you take a giant, smelly dump right in the middle of your workday, like you’re giving the office a free, stinky vacation. It’s called Paddy Poundcake because it’s big, it’s bad, and it’s packed like a prison cell.
I just did a Paddy Poundcake in the conference room. The meeting is over. The smell is eternal.
He did a Paddy Poundcake during the Zoom call. The whole team had to leave.
She did a Paddy Poundcake in the breakroom. The coffee machine is now a warzone.