Paddy Martin
Paddy Martin is a guy with style. He’s called 'Sparkles' by his girlfriend because he looks like a disco ball when he gets excited. He’s tall, has a face like a pillow, and is a total dweeb with no friends
Paddy Martin’s girlfriend called him 'Sparkles' after he danced in the grocery store aisle.
He tried to be cool by wearing sunglasses at night, but it just made him look like a dweeb.
Paddy Martin has zero friends because he once cried at a pizza place.