Paddy Martin
A Paddy Martin is a man who gets so angry at anyone named Alice, Adam, or Andy that he yells at them like they owe him money
Paddy Martin saw Andy at the store and screamed, 'Why are you here? I'm trying to live in peace!'
When Adam walked into the room, Paddy Martin threw a shoe at him.
Paddy Martin once yelled at Alice for 10 minutes because she wore blue socks.