Paddy Hunting Day
The one day of the year when you can torment someone for being clueless, useless, or just plain stupid. It’s like a holiday for jerks.
My brother made a poster that said, 'Patrick: The reason we have Paddy Hunting Day.'
My friend texted me: 'Patrick tried to explain why the sky is blue. It was like watching a potato fight a rock.'
My neighbor yelled at me: 'If you don’t stop being a Patrick, I’ll hunt you on Paddy Hunting Day!'