Paddy Hunting Day
June 24th. The worst day of the year. It’s when everyone gets out their old jokes about Patricks and throws them like grenades.
I saw my math teacher wearing a shirt that said 'Patrick: 404 Not Found' today. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
My cousin texted me: 'Patrick, your face is so round, it’s like a Paddy Hunting Day balloon.'
My mom yelled at me: 'If you mess up your math test again, I’ll turn you into a Patrick for Paddy Hunting Day.'