Paddy Cripps
The ultimate footy god, who got shafted by the Brownlow and is the only person in history to ever play for Carlton
Paddy Cripps is so good, the Brownlow medal got jealous and ran off.
He’s the only person to ever play for Carlton and still looked like he was born there.
If Paddy Cripps had one more Brownlow, the medal would’ve moved in with him.