Paddy Ashdown
A British politician who worked for a secret spy group and had a one-night stand so quick it was like a speed bump for love.
"Paddy Ashdown: spy, politician, and he had sex in nine seconds. That’s legendary."
"He was a spy and had a mistress. And it was over before you could say 'milkshake.'"
"Paddy Ashdown: he had a mistress and a spy job. And he did it in under ten seconds. I’m stunned."