paddookie - Paddookie is when your pad gets dookie and your friends are

Paddookie is when your pad gets dookie and your friends are so gross they're also your pookies.

My friend is my paddookie because we both poop in our pads and laugh about it.

I called my teacher paddookie because she pooped in her pad and still taught class.

My dog is my paddookie because he poops in my pad and I still feed him.