Paddmacka
When you take a sandwich and put it on a turtle’s shell just to see what happens. It’s like the turtle’s telling you, 'You just made me a sandwich and I hate it.'
I put my sandwich on my turtle’s shell and now it’s a Paddmacka. My turtle hates me.
My Paddmacka was so bad, my turtle ran away. I’m a failure.
That sandwich on a turtle’s shell? That’s a Paddmacka. I swear it was cursed.