paddling

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When a woman takes a big flat thing and slaps a man's butt with it until it looks like a cooked lobster. It's so embarrassing it might make him cry, but he'll still want more.

My dad got paddled by my mom for forgetting her birthday. He had purple marks for a week.

My brother's teacher paddled him for throwing a calculator at the principal. He cried like a baby.

My uncle got paddled by his wife for eating the last slice of pizza. He didn't even fight back.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

When you use a long flat thing to move a boat through water, like a canoe or a kayak. It's how you get from one place to another without getting wet and dying.

I paddled my canoe all the way to the lake. My arms were sore for a week.

My cousin paddled a kayak in a storm and almost drowned.

I paddled my boat in a race and won. My dad was proud.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

When you drink so much fruity alcohol that you pass out and dance like a fool at a club. Only Middle Eastern refugees in Europe do this, but it's going to take over the world soon.

My friend went to a club and drank so much punch he danced on the tables.

My cousin got paddling and ended up singing along to Flo Rida.

My uncle went paddling and got kicked out of the club for being too loud.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

When you beat off or get yourself ready for a big time. It's like using your hand to make yourself feel good.

My brother was paddling in the bathroom while his mom was cooking.

I was paddling in my room while my sister was watching TV.

My dad was paddling while my mom was yelling at him.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A dark, gross place in Wales where you catch crabs and diseases. It's also a club where bouncers are stupid and let in 14-year-olds pretending to be 18.

I went to paddling and got crabs. My butt was red for a week.

My friend went to paddling and danced to Flo Rida with a 40-year-old man.

My cousin went to paddling and got kicked out because he was too loud.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

When you hit a girl's butt with a board or brush. It's like giving her a big slap for being bad.

My sister got paddled for eating my cookies. Her butt was red for days.

My cousin got paddled for talking back to her teacher. She cried.

My friend got paddled for stealing my phone. He didn't even fight back.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

When a boy in grade 10 gets hit with a cricket paddle on the bottom. It's a punishment that makes you feel like a baby.

My friend got 3 strikes on his bottom for being bad in math class.

I got paddled by my teacher for throwing a pencil at the board.

My cousin got 3 strikes on his butt for talking during a test.

by Slangipedia 5h ago