paddled
A dirty, smelly hole in Pembroke where you can catch crabs and a nasty infection just by breathing. It’s a club for drunks and perverts who love 14-year-olds.
I went to paddling and got crabs. Now my whole family has crabs.
He went to paddling and brought his 14-year-old brother. He got laid.
They let me in because I looked 18. I wasn’t.