paddle pilot
A person who only plays games on consoles and thinks they’re the best at it. They don’t know anything else and get angry if you tell them they’re not good enough.
"I’m the best at Mario Kart, and I don’t need no proof!", A guy who’s been playing for 15 years
"You think you’re good? I’ve beaten you 10 times!", A paddle pilot with a superiority complex
"I don’t need to know what a ‘PC’ is, I’m just good enough!", A guy who lives in denial