Paddle it
A dark hole in Pembroke that makes you catch crabs and a nasty infection. Bouncers are dumb and let in little kids who look like they're 18 because they're too thick to see.
I went to Paddle It and got crabs and a sore throat.
My cousin went in and came out with a rash and a crush on a 14-year-old.
The bouncer let my little brother in because he looked like a 20-year-old.