Paddle-Friday
When the headless chickens of North Kent decide to wade into the sea on a Friday. It’s like a stupid party in the water.
My brother went to Paddle-Friday and got his head stuck in a wave. He looked like a fool.
I saw a guy with a head like a golf ball paddling. He was a total idiot.
Paddle-Friday is when you go in the sea and no one stops you. It’s the worst.