Paddle Boarding
When a guy messes with another guy's meal while giving two guys' peen a side-to-side shake like it's a workout.
He flipped my plate while giving my friend a handjob and laughed like it was a funny show.
I was eating my taco when he pulled my buddy's schlong and messed with my food.
He messed up my burger while giving two guys a side-to-side peen workout.